Green Pue

Green Pue
i once ate at a Mexican Restaurant popular with the college kids. I ate a very tasty burrito at Chilango's. Very nice burrito. I went back to work and proceeded to tap away at my computer. I felt the need to poo, so I went to the facilities.
Everything was nice and easy. It wasn't even a greasy turd. It wasn't burning. It jus slid out like a miracle birth. I stood up and looked. There it was...just floating placidly in crystal clear water.....my green poo. No foul smell was detected. In fact, the form in the water was as quiet as zen.

Varied in shades of green, from pine to pea soup. It was beautiful.

Then I flushed it.