What is Deadlock.................?

What is Deadlock.................?

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement ……………………………….

Code For Sex

Code For Sex

A bloke marries a deaf girl, and on the honeymoon he says to her "we have to have some sort of code.
When I want sex, I will kiss your cheek and stroke your left breast.
You will reply by tugging on my willie once for yes................ and 150 times for no"..

Green Pue

Green Pue
i once ate at a Mexican Restaurant popular with the college kids. I ate a very tasty burrito at Chilango's. Very nice burrito. I went back to work and proceeded to tap away at my computer. I felt the need to poo, so I went to the facilities.
Everything was nice and easy. It wasn't even a greasy turd. It wasn't burning. It jus slid out like a miracle birth. I stood up and looked. There it was...just floating placidly in crystal clear water.....my green poo. No foul smell was detected. In fact, the form in the water was as quiet as zen.

Varied in shades of green, from pine to pea soup. It was beautiful.

Then I flushed it.